Deadpool's Journal: October 2005

Back From Camping

Got back from camping this morning, *sniff* it was the worst trip ever. All dad did was complain about how his wife was dead. Grandpa got drunk and started hitting on Emma and Rachel(who happens to be his granddaughter), Havok had to leave because Polaris was mad at him, my half brother X-Man kept on trying to prove his reality was way more suckier. Plus he had all the marshmellows. I hate alternate versions of myself.

Then during the night I had to sleep in the same tent with X-man, Nightcrawler, and Wolverine. Wolverine smelt pretty bad, and kept on muttering in his dreams, "Now its just me and you Viper....yes I do think it'd be better if we fought nude. Whats that Jean you want to fight with us too?.....Oh yeah sure, Kitty, Storm, Betsy, Mystique you can get in as well....Don't think I foregot about you Cyke....Need to grease you up." Ick....I don't think I'll ever be able to have a crossover with him again. Anyway Nightcrawler was hyper from all the candy he got before halloween. Didn't sleep a wink, kept on teleporting in and out of here. Each time with a set of panties.
Thats the last camping trip I go on with these guys.

Camping

Hey everyone Cable here once again. Well I'm planning on going camping this weekend with my estranged father Cyclops, his girlfriend Emma Frost, my half sister from the future Rachel Summers, my grandfather Corsair, my clone Stryfe, my alternate verion Nate Grey, my uncle Havok, and for some reason Nightcrawler and Wolverine are coming along as well.

Hopefully this will give me a chance to connect with my father. But then again thats why my other siblings are going...So I might not get a chance to any alone time with him. Also I have to sit with Nightcrawler and Wolverine in the back. Nightcrawler keeps on saying to me, "Ve going to have a good time with da girls. Da girls they are good vithout the clothes, ja?" When I told him the only girls were my sister and my possibly future stepmother he told me that it was okay, they were still good. Well wish me luck, I'll let you all know how things went.

-Nathan Summers

P.s. Deadpool wanted me to pass it along that he knows everyone misses his posts about Bea Arthur and taxies? No maybe the note says tacos, though that doesn't make sense either...

Welcome All...

Hello, I am Nathan Christopher Charles Summers Dayspring, also known as Cable. I have gone by other aliases such as Soldier X and Askani'Son. I am the son of Scott Summers and Madylene Pryor. My father sent me to the future to save my life when I was a mere baby.

I came back to your present to prevent the dark future I grew up in were everyday was a constant battle. Over the years here I formed X-Force and fought the evil forces that threatened mutants. Along the way I met Deadpool. Over the last year or so Wade and I have come closer friends. He has asked me to fill in for him well he's in court. Hope you all enjoy my posts. I'm sure they'll be more thought out than Wade's. Oh and he told me to post the following:

"Bea Arthur my love I hope..."

Never mind the note goes on and gets alarmingly graphic.

Best Wishes to finding your salvation,

Cable

Ha-Ha! Justice is served...now Suing Marvel

She-Hulkie got Agent Retardo's case thrown out of court. I think he was crying leaning against Taskmaster's shoulder when we were leaving. But as Judge Edo was dismissing the court Me and She-Hulk were teleported to the moon of Mars. Apparently we're apart of some crossover with DC characters called Infinite Houses of Crisis on X-Earths. We plan to sue, anyone who doesn't wish to be apart of this crossover is welcomed to join(She-Hulk told me to tell you that, and I might get a special bath if enough people sign up!)

So I purpose my fellow superhero bloggers join B.A.G.C.C.M.C. standing for Bloggers against company crossovers money making chimachunga! I added the last part. Also I'm having trouble with adding links, I'm not good with html. Anyone can help? please.

Stupid Legal System...

I just got back from a mission and I find I'm being sued by Agent X for assult and battery or something like that. Stupid legal system. I think I'm going to try and sneak to Chile. Plus he's the one who started it! He started punching me when my brain damaged self was just playing with my wee-wee. *Sniff*

Anyway I've got She-Hulk defending me. Best part she's doing it for free because X pinched her butt when they're in the elevator together. Plus she's not bad on the eyes if you know what I mean.

This Sucks....

Spent the whole weekend with the Thunderbolts looking for some Z-list villain like Doombot #5. Apparently they needed all the help they could because Wolverine, Spiderman, and X23 all came along as well(Side Note: X23 offered to: "Licky, licky for $5" very creepy). Missed the weekend with Dazzler, who I guess is in Mojoland Hong Kong looking for her husband. ATleast I was able to steal some stuff for the T-Bolts room. Oh yeah all! Check out Prof. Xavier's blog here:http://professorxavier.blogspot.com/

I'm sure his life is much more interesting than mine.

Thunderbolts, Thunderbolts, Thunderbolts Ho!

Well I was on my way to do a new job(hired to steal some computer do-hickey) I ran on to the Thunderbolts, and wanted to see how my old friend the Fixer was doing. I wanted him to fix my blender, but turns out he's not apart of them. Apparently there's a "New Thunderbolts" with Captain Marvel, Speed Demon, and some other losers. So I got stuck in the middle of their battle, I tried to record Captain Marvel sayimg Shazam! on my cell phone. I think they wer fighting Tiger Shark or some loser. Now I have to help them, this sucks. I hate crossovers.

I hate replacements

So I've been hired to protect Kingpin's nephew or something. Well so the guy hires other mercenaries, and you guessed it including Agent X. For those of you who don't know Agent X or Alex Hayden is this dude that is part me and 3 other guys. While I was dead people thought he was me, nope just has part of my brain and healing ability. So while I'm on the job he makes so crack remark about me being Potsy! Me Potsy? While I showed the generic matrix-looking commie what he deserved and shot him. I then proceeded to take out his pancreas. Showed him what he had coming.

Check out Fancoimcs

Just wanted to give a shoot out to my favorite forum Fancomics! Check it out, great place to talk about Nerd stuff I guess and tacos too!

http://fancomics.3.forumer.com/index.php?act=idx

Bedazzled!

The lady lovely in the picture with me is Alison Blare, aka Dazzler (the in front? maybe). I recently had a run in with her at Professor Xavier's mansion. We had a fun time in the hot tub together, we plan on continuing our fun Saturday night(to sunday morning hopefully?) Though I'm not a one woman type of man. I have the Scarlett Witch, Storm, Bea Arthur and many others after me. I can't be tamed. Oh yeah!

Holla Ladies

Hey everyone I'm Deadpool. You can also call me Wade. I'm known around the world as the Merc with a mouth. I decided to start this blog after seeing how cool Professor Xavier's one is. So yeah this is just an intro. And by the way Me> Commie loving Agent X.