Deadpool's Journal

The blog of everyone's favortie Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!BOOM SHAKA BOOM!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Blog News

Just in case some of you didn't hear the news I've started a new blog with J'onn. We'll take turns posting. Should be updated 5 days almost every week. Link:

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

90th Post! Swoosh!

So its time for another addition of Deadpool's Answers. I start at Logo next week. Freedom Ring wanted to meet today for dinner, let's hope she has flowing hair like Betty White.

Here we go:

Dear deadpool,

What the hell?!

-Scrooge McDuck

What the hell indeed. I have no idea what you're refering to, but I'm filing a restraint order.

Dear Deadpool,

I can never open pickle jars. What should I do?

-Master Chief

Well I don't care about your problems, Mr. I have a movie in developmental hell with Peter Jackson. I only have a movie in developmental hell because Avi Arad's kid likes me and Ryan Reynolds wants to play me, but play Flash more. For Criss sakes.

Dear Deadpool,

I'm emo and want to cut myself. I'm making out with my dead best friend's girlfriend and my dad and ex-girlfriend are dead.

I hate you,
Tim Drake.

*Cries* I have similar problems. I've been charged with sexual harrassment by my dead best friend's girlfriend. Except I'm not Emo like you!

Dear Deadpool,

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me, with himself. You see he's a shapeshifter. What should I do?


Well Bill I'd suggest you hire me for the cheap rate of $800 a minute to catch your boyfriend. I can kill him for another 1,000,000.

Till next time this is Deadpool. Excelsior!

Monday, September 03, 2007

I'm Back!

Hey all,

You may wonder why I haven't posted in over a month. Well I'm me from the day after my last blog post. Kang sent me to the future. Anyway I have exciting news.

Apparently my future self was in negotiations with Logo TV for a new show. I have no idea what the show or channel is, but once I saw the contract I signed! Some people will say, Wade, why didn't you read the contract? Well its because I need to spread myself across the world. I'm a whore like that. My co-host will be some person named Freedom Ring. I have no idea who this is, but lets hope she looks like Bea or at the very least Sarah Jesse Raphael.

What will my show be? A sitcom, one of those dramadies I hear so much about, a game show, or another one of those talk shows since I have prior experience.

In other news:
-my future self was Paris Hilton's prison mate.
-My future self was thrown out of the Transformers Movie for describing how I'd make love to Michael Bay.
-My Apartment is vacaant other than Bob and Weasel . What happened to Ed and those Moonthingys?
- I have a girl friend named Jessica. I have no idea what she looks like.