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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Fantastic Mutant Competition Day 1

Earlier this morning we held the first meeting Here's the transcript:
DeadpoolToday is the day one of the greatest challenge in the Multiverse-The Fantastic Mutant Competition!

Now I know it isn't easy being a mutant, like it isn't being green. As I have personal experience of being both.

Mr.Fantastic: Wilson, you realize none of us are mu-

Deadpool: Dr. Richards have you met Jessica Alba yet? She had to replace Wesely after he dropped out.

Mr. Fantastic: Why no, I didn't. Its a pleasure Ms. Alba *kissing Alba's hand.*

Invisible Woman: REED!

Mr. Fantastic: (whispering) You'll have to excuse the wife Ms. Alba, its her time of month.

*Mr.Fantastic KOed by wife*

Deadpool: Okay moving on...your first challenge...

Galactus: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!! AND I CAN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP!
Deadpool: Please Galactus use your indoor voice.

Galactus: I'M USING MY INDOOR VOICE. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO USE MANNERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Eduardo: Senior Galactus, if you are hungry I have mucho potatoes.

Deadpool: EVERYONE SHUT UP! So I can tell you your first task. Anyway, as you all can tell you've been taken to somewhere you don't know. Figure it out and find me for your next task, and all those taks cards or whatever. Go!

Dr.Doom: Doom won't stand for this. Doom is above this.

*Mr. Fantastic gets up and starts running*

Deadpool:Dr. Richards is winning...

Dr. Doom: DOOM SHALL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN! COME BILL!

Stapler's Ghost: Wait I have a question, everyone else has someone releated to the Fantastic Four. How come I got stuck with Ghost Rider?

Ghost Rider: Shouldn't I be asking why I got stuck with you? I have a freakin movie. You're the Martian Manhunter's archnemesis who's only been in a blog!

Deadpool: Hey! I'm the only one allowed to break the fourth wall. And you're with Ghost Rider there because he was with the Fantastic Four, along with Wolverine and some other 90s rejects.

4 Comments:

  • At 3:38 AM, Blogger cooltopten said…

    lol " Shouldn't I be asking why I got stuck with you? I have a freakin movie " hehe thats funny

     
  • At 5:37 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    I still say Galactus has this in a slam dunk. He can just fart on the other contestants and they'll all die from asphyxiation.

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Blogger Robin said…

    Your bald, and your proud. Preach it sistah!

     
  • At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You stink you really are a humongous loser.

     

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