So I am finally doing that traitor Private Hudson's dumb pooh pooh tag. Hehe pooh.
Favorite Chocolate (Dark, White, Milk): The only chocolate the ladies like is me, so I'll go with me.
Favorite Pizza Toppings: Bea Arthur
Favorite Food Question (It's obligatory that every quiz ask this): What would you eat first, your hand or cottage cheese?(so I played with the wording, fools)
Favorite Cheese Type: Cheese is for pinko commies
Favorite "Pirate" Word or Phrase: Argh, when I was a little boy
Favorite Music Genre: Does Michael Bolton count as a genre?
Favorite Music Artist: I listen to my self sing 24/8
What are you listening to now?: Rickey Martin
Favorite Movie Genre: Musicals
Favorite Movie: You Got Served 5: The Dance against Canada
Favorite TV show: Golden Girls...wait no...Maude
Favorite Console Game: Deadpool and the the fight for Kangroo Jack
Favorite Computer Game: see above
Favorite Board Game: Strip poker?
Ever play Dungeons and Dragons?: No, dices should have no more or less than six sides
Can I have a Mountain Dew?: Seria Mist is better loser
Believe in some sort of higher power?: Yes, that is me your refering to.
How many of these quizzes have you ever taken, email or blogs, in your net-surfing career?: That Hudson didn't even use proper grammers when he answered this question here, so I refused.
On a scale of banana to zebra, banana being "pink polka-dotted slippers" and zebra being "WTF?", how surreal would a guy taking a shower in a tub full of brightly coloured wrenches and monochromatic cat toys be?: The only correct answer to that question is Jerry Springer, if you don't say that you are a whore.
Have any pets?:Do humans count?
If yes on 20, what is the silliest thing you have seen them do?: Umm...I can't answer that without having the feds come to my house.
You think Karnov should have ended this quiz 20 questions ago?: Who is Karnov, he sounds like a commie
Ever Play 20 Questions?: No, I played the name place animal thing game. It was fun.
Think I get bored on my lunch breaks?: No sir.
Who would win in a fight between Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and that giant robot from that one goofy Beastie Boys Video?: The whales
Could you conceivably use a Terrabyte Harddisk?: I don't even know what that is and refuse to dignify that with an answer.
HAH! HAH! I ACTUALLY HAVE A 28th QUESTION!!1! (Unfortunately it is more of a statement): Hudson said he had a gun, the ladies love my guns. SNap!
Paper or Plastic?: Plastic. Don't want to have any kids out of wedlock...Wait you mean groceries, I prefer my manservant Rocko to carry my products.
(Pick 1-5)?: Professor X, Taskmaster, and lets say, umm...Vampi, wait no she's out, Vegeta!