Thunderbolts, Thunderbolts, Thunderbolts Ho!
Well I was on my way to do a new job(hired to steal some computer do-hickey) I ran on to the Thunderbolts, and wanted to see how my old friend the Fixer was doing. I wanted him to fix my blender, but turns out he's not apart of them. Apparently there's a "New Thunderbolts" with Captain Marvel, Speed Demon, and some other losers. So I got stuck in the middle of their battle, I tried to record Captain Marvel sayimg Shazam! on my cell phone. I think they wer fighting Tiger Shark or some loser. Now I have to help them, this sucks. I hate crossovers.