Deadpool's Journal

The blog of everyone's favortie Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!BOOM SHAKA BOOM!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Tag you back suckas!

Yeah so all them peoples been tagging me, so I figure its time for some payback, so here's my tag questioning thingy merbob:

If you were to ghost write Deadpool's autobiography, what would you name it?
If Simon Cowell were to ask you to help takeover France with Deadpool and himself, would you accept?
On a scale of 50-100, with 50 being mind blowing and 100 being drooling the Nile river, how would you rate Bea Arthur?
If you were to appear on Deadpool's show, who would you play?
List 5 ways to improve tacos.
Would you die for Deadpool?
Do you find Cable's eyes dreamy?
Tag more 1 tmore person than the person who tagged you meaning if person A tags 4 people, you tag 5 and the people you tag, have to tag 6.
People tagged:
Jon, the intergalactic Gladiator
Professor Xavier

Friday, February 17, 2006

Did I ever tell you that your my hero?

Okay singoras so I haven't been around for awhile, so I'll start off with explaining what happened with Cable.

So I followed him to the docks off the coast of Rhode Island. I saw him going into a "resturant" named Al's which sounded like a terrorist hot spot to me. Anyway, I confronted him!

Cable was obviously alaramed,"What the hell are you doing here Wade?"

Me, "I know whats going on here Cable, I mean I know you well enough that you aren't you. You're really Katie Couric in disguise."

Cable, "*Sighs* and how did you figure that out?"

Deadpool, "Simple, when you were abducted by Sentinels and the Brood I knew only one person could be responsible for this. After the premire of my show I gained a new enemy with Katie, because my ratings did better than her infomercial for the Bo-Flex. Plus after that post you made on my blog, and your odd behavior with Gaia."

Cable,"Hold on, you made that post, I didn't. You kept bugging me because I hadn't been posting, and you said you'd post for me. So I said fine, I don't really care as long as you don't post any stupid bs like you usually do."

Deadpool,"I'll show you stupid bull shit! Bodyslide!" So with that I teleported us to Chip and Dales strip bar in New York.

Cable,"Why on earth did you transport us to a male strip club!?! I just went all the way to Rhode Island so I could get a decent hero sandwitch. Wait I know what this is about, you're jealous that I'm going out on dates ,aren't you?"

Deadpool, "Maybe. But I refuse to let the caste I fall into keep me down."

Cable, "What the hell? Wade we aren't even at all on the same wave length. Look we used be close friends, like brothers that could finish each other's..."

Me, "Sandwitches?"

Cable,"No sentences, I think its time you pack your things and ...."

Before he could finish, I panicked and started to sing the 2 hour rendition of, "Did I ever tell you that your my Hero? When I look up I see your face..."

He eventually left before he could finish. I've been avoiding him ever since, and that is why I have not been around.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Leave Me Breathless

Just a quick update, last night I saw something fishy going on with Cable, saw him going out so I decided to follow him. And after seeing his blog entry I do not regret it. Something very odd is going on. Can't say where I am, but I'll keep everyone updated.

And will someone please go to my apartment and tape the View, for m--my friend, I mean Cable, he watches it all the time.

I think it might be Skrull impersonating him, or even worse!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Hello from Cable

Hello fellow humans/mutants. It is I Cable, here back once again. I have noticed that I have not posted here in awhile, and thought I would do so. Just to say I. As you could read on blogs of mutant Xavier and lifeform Gaia, I was captured by a robotic entity. Everything is fine now. Thank you for your time. It is from your friend from the future Cable.

Sunday, February 05, 2006


Because that jerkwad Magento tagged me I won't be answering anymore questions. Also something doesn't sit right with me about Cable's return. Also if you look at Magento's original post he misnumbered, loser!

1. List 5 things about which you are optomistic.
-The Future of Tacos
-The great adminstartaion that is Dubya
-My paychecks
-My chances of killing Agent X

2. If you were trying out for American Idol, what would Simon say about you?
My, you have dreamy eyes Mr. Deadpool. Will you help me takeover France?

3. What are the 3 most important qualities you look for in a boy/girl?
-Not having boy parts
-No girls who shave their head, they creep me out.
-Not a manly voice

4. If you were to conquer the world, what is the first thing you would do?
Make Antartica the captial, and then turn France into a jail.

5. I think Magneto is __________ .
someone who can't count, so I refuse to tag anyone else.