Deadpool's Journal

The blog of everyone's favortie Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!BOOM SHAKA BOOM!

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Day 1

After much dealy due to censorship (apparently its against network standards to show Bill Clinton in the buff(what network?)). Anyway now back to the first challenge of the Fantastic Mutant Competition! Which is pro-mutie, unlike that anti-homo superior Xavier. Hehe homo....

Dr. Doom: Come Clinton, we must humilate Richards.

Bill Clinton: Hey Doomy buddy, how about we skip this and go to a Hooters!

Dr. Doom: It is more important to defeat Richards!

Clinton: Okay, don't get your panties in a bunch. Here why don't I put this Hilary '08 pin on your shall there.

Doom: Doom does not wear shalls, it is a cape! And Doom is supporting Obhama in '08.

Clinton: Obhama? Why you tra...Wait if you support Obhama then Hilary will win and I can chase after all the girls I want!


Elsewhere we catch up with what Batman and H.E.R.B.I.E. are up to.

Batman: These chimichanga wrappers were clearly left by Deadpool, if we follow them we should be able to figure out what our first task is.

H.E.R.B.I.E.: I love you.

Batman: I'm the Goddamn Batman. *throws batarang into H.E.R.B.I.E.

H.E.R.B.I.E.: :(

Until H.E.R.B.I.E.'s fixed here's coverage of Black Panther and Jessica Alba.

Black Panther: So you wanna ditch this and get drink?

Jessica Alba: Aren't you married?

Black Panther:

Jessica Alba: Okay!
Can everyone say DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVORRCE? But who can blame the fella, plus as shown in my earlier posts Storms a cheating slut! Let's see what Charlotte and She-Hulk are up to.

She-Hulk: Charlotte , I think I found the card with the next task. Defeat a Cylon and then trade its head for a taco. What the hell that's possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Don't you think so Charlotte? Charlotte?

*lifts foot up and looks at shoe*

She-Hulk: Omigosh!

Next time we check in with the other four teams! KABOOM!


  • At 4:24 AM, Blogger Nightwing said…

    I can say DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVORRCE! But I also forsee that Black Panther is gonna loose alot of his money. DP...can you say DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVORRCE SETTLEMENT???

  • At 10:01 AM, Blogger Deadpool said…

    One word: prenup

  • At 2:08 PM, Blogger Deathstroke said…

    Is it possible to divide the state of Wakanda? Hello Deadpool, I'm your DC alter-ego, well actually you're my rip-off. Lets arm wrestle!

  • At 5:36 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    Looks like Panther is taking a page from Clinton. And She-Hulk is going to need some sensitivity training.


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