Deadpool's Journal

The blog of everyone's favortie Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!BOOM SHAKA BOOM!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Private Eyes Watching You

Previously:Read one post below.

Anyway I wondered around the apartment searching to clues as to what happened to the gang. Than I saw that someone stood outside of the door.

"What the hell are you doing Wade?"

It was CABLE! Nate was okay. I ran and gave him the same hug Magic gave Kareem after his first game.

"Yay you're okay!"

"Wade, what the heck are you doing in Ryan Seacrest's apartment?"

"I'm not in his apartment I'm in mine."

"No, you're in Ryan Seacrest's apartment. You're apartment is next door. I was apartment sitting for you. You left me there to watch the mooninites and Eduardo."

"Possibly."

"Not possibly, that's what happened. You wanted to make sure Eduardo didn't miss any days of the school you enrolled him in. Which I pulled him out of. I don't know why you enrolled him in Jefferson High for troubled Teens! He was nearly killed there!"

"Hey I'm not shelling out the money to put him in any fancy schools. Plus how else will he take be my heir?"

"WADE HE'S NOT RELEATED TO YOU. First thing tommorow I'm taking him to Westchester and going to ask Dad if he can stay there for a little while."(check out more info on this at Cable's blog tommrow!)

"Whatever dude. Can you read this note?"

Cable read it. Apparently is goes like this:

Dear Deadpool,

If you ever want to see your boyfriend again. You will meet me at the Statue of Liberty.

Sincerely yours,
Kidnapper

I wondered what it could mean. My mail order private eye degree wouldn't do me any good now. I needed a real detective.

I'm off to Neptune, California

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Welcome Back

I had just returned from my apartment after I sadly had to leave the Last Gladiator Standing. I knew no one really wanted me gone from there. Sure me and my sidekicks took "pictures" of contestants/host/judges that we could "blackmail" them with if they didn't give us what "we" wanted. But it was my time to go and yeah maybe I also broke the bathroom over there and Err and Iggy(that's his new nickname I'm calling him[not in front of his face though]) used to slap people on the butt. Oh yeah the tv exectuives are talking about reviving one of my shows! They want me back baby! and this time on network tv(its not upn!) !

Anyway I came home to my apartment expecting a warm welcome from Ed and Cable. But I found everything was gone! My apartment was ransacked the walls had holes in them. Nothing was left in the fridge. I was awe strucked and I found this note:


I don't speak/read/write chicken hilly billy talk. Can anyone translate this? who's it from? Any ideas

Friday, June 16, 2006

Celebreality

We have already become one of the most popular people in the blogging industry.

Two people posted about us!

And how we are superior to them. Stupid homo sapiens and homo sayians they are useless like the french instructions you get with how to install your computer. Anyway back to our popularity. We are so popular that Vh1 has offered us a chance to create our show for their celebreality.

What?! Let's do it dude!

Shut up Err, you shall ruin our bargining chips. Today we shaved the purple man known as Eduardo.

We used his hair to make an imaginary rug. Ha-ha! Get it?

Yes Err. Anyway that is all for now.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Attack from Above

We are the mooninites. My name is Ignignokt, I'm the overlord of the moon. This is Err.
YO!
Quite Err, now the foolish mortal bald man known as no-can-walk....
Professor Charles Xavier!
...Err...Has tagged the hero of this blog with a meme that he had started in the first place. Deadpool has refused to answer it again. So we will and conquer the earth with it. For we are the Mooninites. And My name is Ignignokt.
Dude, I think you already said that.
I know that Err, I was just trying to emphasize my point. Moving on, we came in contact with Deadpool over at the Last Gladiator Standing contest. The Challenge required getting a sidekick, and we answered his call.
And now on with the show.
1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win? No one will win the Last Gladiator Standing. Especially since they'll all be dead.
Damn straight!
2. What's your favorite color of Pink? Whatever kind of pink is the color of panties! Oh yeah.
Err has this answer right, but he should have used a sexual innuendo.
In your endo.
3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls
The one were they didn't talk about senior citizens having sex. Oh wait that never happened.
Booyah!
4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child? We would sell it for booze money. Just like all babies are on the moon.
Yeah man, get drunk off our asses!
5. How many figures am I holding up? We will destroy all your figures.
Make sure you get the one of MasterShake Err.
3. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop
Suck on this!
Oh yeah, you like that huh?
7. What's wrong with this Meme? It is gay like skittles.
I know I aint' gonna be tasting no rainbow.
8. Create your own question and answer it. Is Earth weak? Yes
Will we be stealing all of Xavier's dirty magizines? You bet.
9. What's your wrestler name? On the moon we do not have Wrestling. We have the most ultimate fighting contest.
It is called The Ultimate Fighting Contest.
10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage? No, because we are not gay like skittles and this meme.
Homophobia, Oh yeah!
Shut up Err, you are not the Kool-Aid Dude.
Man I wish we had some Kool-Aid.
Indeed.
12. Are you the weakest link? Why are you quoting an out-of-fashion pop culture show?
We are strong because of the Wolfen our god!
13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here?
Yes we are prepared for some gay salt-sakers.
Man I wouldn't say that, they could disingerate us.
Not if we blast them first.
14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? Who would it be. Emma Frost.
I'd be here frosting.
15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS? Deadpool is kind of dumb man. Erifia
Man what I wouldn't give to be her sidekick.
16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think? Doctor Who is a stupid name.
Why watch other channels when there is the Spice channel!
17. Do you know who Lookwell! is? Yes Lookwell is Chrasima Carpanter in a bikini.
Man she does lookwell.
18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Deadpool)
We will get the Professor back for his insolence.
He shall wish he was in his mother's womb and hadn't killed his ugo sister twin.
You amuse me Err. But we shall not get him back. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday shall spell his doom.
In the mean time we shall tag others and scare the big purple guy. And get him high!
We have decided to tag the Intergalactic Gladiator Jon(who can't defeat the mooninites), Iceman(he shall make our beers cold) ,and the golden wuss with a capital P, Elixir.
Man that's a little harsh don't you think?
Well I'd be nicer if he wasn't surrouned by hot chicks all day long.
And we aren't talking birds man!
Let us go to the moon!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I wear my Sunglasses at night...

So I started my first case to find Eduardo's home. But I realized I knows little to investigate. So I thought who deals with lots of wacky mysteries and is a big crybaby like Eduardo? The only man who could help me with this was Cyclops, aka Mr. Scott Summers. I mean he's traveled around, been a man whore, and above all else is a big crybaby.

So I rushed over the mansion and got him to help me. If he didn't I told him I'd show Emma the video I had of him getting freaky with Gambit(I don't have one but he bought it).

Anyway I really don't remeber what happened. Scott was annoying. He cried a little and said the Professor doesn't respect him. I egged Agent X's super cool carniavle.

Anyway here's a MEME:

1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win?
Gyrobo(that's why I'm going to vote him off)
2. What's your favorite color of Pink?
hot
3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls?
The one where Dorthy pretends she's still married to her ex-husband.
4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child?
Eat it.
5. How many figures am I holding up?
~~~~
3. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop
I'm not answering that one.
7. What's wrong with this Meme?
I'm not answering that one either.
8. Create your own question and answer it.
What is Alex Trebeck? A mutant.
9. What's your wrestler name?
Deadpoolicus ReXman
10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage?
No, mine's on the Hoff.
12. Are you the weakest link?
13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here?
of course.
14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? Who would it be.
Cable
15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS?
Me of course.
16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think?
Was good but the end not happiest even though I knew it'd happen.
17. Do you know who Lookwell! is?
18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Deadpool)
Professor X, , Henchmen, and let's say Magdalena

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Hola

Hola.

My name is Eduardo. I am an imaginary friend. I like Potatoes, mashed potatoes, fired potatoes, really any kind of Potatoes. I no like scary things. They muy scary. I somehow end up with Signor Deadpool. He is muy scarry, I no like his scary swords. He say I can stay with him until I can find my home. Which is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

I have very good friends at Foster's. Wilt is grande like a tree he very nice. My friend Azure also very nice, he called Bloo. He's creator called Mac, he nice to, but not grande. Cucoo is funny she's an aeroplane/plant/bird. She very locco.

I try not to get into Signor Deadpool's stuff he has many things I should not see. I am too young. So I cover my eyes. Signor Cable is also very nice, not as scary as Signor Deadpool, but still muy scary. He has big guns. Signor Deadpool say he going to enroll me in school soon if he cannot find me home. He say it for gifted people like me who is different. I hope other stundents are non-scary.