Episode 3: The Lioness, The Whore, and Wardrobe

Okay so here's the summary of episode three which was written by my good friend the ghost of John Steinbeck. We wanted to change Whore to something a little more vulgar, but you know how the FCC works. Check my entry on January 29th in case you foregot what happened last episode.

The episode begins where we last left off as Kobe Bryant bullets race towards me. I quickly use Carrot Top as a human sheild. He dies and my arms and I throw him at Kobes car, but the Black Mamba magically vanishes.

The next scene goes to Professor X's character Cheif Crumbs blackmailing his briber Bob Saget. Crumbs says that he'll arrest him if he doesn't raise the bribes another grand. So Bob Saget puts a gun to his forehead and brings out his secret weapon, Gary Coleman and Emanuel Davis to threaten. After putting Crumbs in a state of shock and crying like a girl in the corner he agrees to help them with their mysterious plan.

Back to me heading back to my apartment where Paul (Northstar) informs me of how difficult my daughter is being(played by Gaia). My precious little Mango greets me by saying she needs femine products, so I tell her to go with her Aunt Paul and get it. Damn I'm a man's man, I don't go get female products. The episode ends with Paul and Mango going to the store to pick up her stuffs. There she encounters Cheif Crumbs who eyes her oddly. In between these scenes it cuts back to me finding a note warning me Mango is in grave danger. But before I can act I'm taken out by a new player, SUPER BOY PRIME!