Welcome Back

I had just returned from my apartment after I sadly had to leave the Last Gladiator Standing. I knew no one really wanted me gone from there. Sure me and my sidekicks took "pictures" of contestants/host/judges that we could "blackmail" them with if they didn't give us what "we" wanted. But it was my time to go and yeah maybe I also broke the bathroom over there and Err and Iggy(that's his new nickname I'm calling him[not in front of his face though]) used to slap people on the butt. Oh yeah the tv exectuives are talking about reviving one of my shows! They want me back baby! and this time on network tv(its not upn!) !

Anyway I came home to my apartment expecting a warm welcome from Ed and Cable. But I found everything was gone! My apartment was ransacked the walls had holes in them. Nothing was left in the fridge. I was awe strucked and I found this note:


I don't speak/read/write chicken hilly billy talk. Can anyone translate this? who's it from? Any ideas