Private Eyes Watching You

Previously:Read one post below.

Anyway I wondered around the apartment searching to clues as to what happened to the gang. Than I saw that someone stood outside of the door.

"What the hell are you doing Wade?"

It was CABLE! Nate was okay. I ran and gave him the same hug Magic gave Kareem after his first game.

"Yay you're okay!"

"Wade, what the heck are you doing in Ryan Seacrest's apartment?"

"I'm not in his apartment I'm in mine."

"No, you're in Ryan Seacrest's apartment. You're apartment is next door. I was apartment sitting for you. You left me there to watch the mooninites and Eduardo."

"Possibly."

"Not possibly, that's what happened. You wanted to make sure Eduardo didn't miss any days of the school you enrolled him in. Which I pulled him out of. I don't know why you enrolled him in Jefferson High for troubled Teens! He was nearly killed there!"

"Hey I'm not shelling out the money to put him in any fancy schools. Plus how else will he take be my heir?"

"WADE HE'S NOT RELEATED TO YOU. First thing tommorow I'm taking him to Westchester and going to ask Dad if he can stay there for a little while."(check out more info on this at Cable's blog tommrow!)

"Whatever dude. Can you read this note?"

Cable read it. Apparently is goes like this:

Dear Deadpool,

If you ever want to see your boyfriend again. You will meet me at the Statue of Liberty.

Sincerely yours,
Kidnapper

I wondered what it could mean. My mail order private eye degree wouldn't do me any good now. I needed a real detective.

I'm off to Neptune, California

Welcome Back

I had just returned from my apartment after I sadly had to leave the Last Gladiator Standing. I knew no one really wanted me gone from there. Sure me and my sidekicks took "pictures" of contestants/host/judges that we could "blackmail" them with if they didn't give us what "we" wanted. But it was my time to go and yeah maybe I also broke the bathroom over there and Err and Iggy(that's his new nickname I'm calling him[not in front of his face though]) used to slap people on the butt. Oh yeah the tv exectuives are talking about reviving one of my shows! They want me back baby! and this time on network tv(its not upn!) !

Anyway I came home to my apartment expecting a warm welcome from Ed and Cable. But I found everything was gone! My apartment was ransacked the walls had holes in them. Nothing was left in the fridge. I was awe strucked and I found this note:


I don't speak/read/write chicken hilly billy talk. Can anyone translate this? who's it from? Any ideas

I wear my Sunglasses at night...

So I started my first case to find Eduardo's home. But I realized I knows little to investigate. So I thought who deals with lots of wacky mysteries and is a big crybaby like Eduardo? The only man who could help me with this was Cyclops, aka Mr. Scott Summers. I mean he's traveled around, been a man whore, and above all else is a big crybaby.

So I rushed over the mansion and got him to help me. If he didn't I told him I'd show Emma the video I had of him getting freaky with Gambit(I don't have one but he bought it).

Anyway I really don't remeber what happened. Scott was annoying. He cried a little and said the Professor doesn't respect him. I egged Agent X's super cool carniavle.

Anyway here's a MEME:

1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win?
Gyrobo(that's why I'm going to vote him off)
2. What's your favorite color of Pink?
hot
3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls?
The one where Dorthy pretends she's still married to her ex-husband.
4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child?
Eat it.
5. How many figures am I holding up?
~~~~
3. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop
I'm not answering that one.
7. What's wrong with this Meme?
I'm not answering that one either.
8. Create your own question and answer it.
What is Alex Trebeck? A mutant.
9. What's your wrestler name?
Deadpoolicus ReXman
10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage?
No, mine's on the Hoff.
12. Are you the weakest link?
13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here?
of course.
14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? Who would it be.
Cable
15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS?
Me of course.
16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think?
Was good but the end not happiest even though I knew it'd happen.
17. Do you know who Lookwell! is?
18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Deadpool)
Professor X, , Henchmen, and let's say Magdalena