Repenting and Hollywood Return

As of last post you can see that I am giving up being a mercenary(luckily for NBC several episodes of the show were taped in advance, although the series is not yet finished. I am not sure how they will handle my decision. We're still discussing it).

I have been offered a new Hollywood oppurtunity to help purify the human race by my new mentor Tyra Banks. The details are still being ironed out.

Also I am going to sell my swords and guns if anyone is interested. Although I ask you use them for non-violent purposes only.

For some reason I found my fridge full of honey. Which is odd because the moonintes and Eduardo have been staying on Providence for awhile. And I detest honey because it robs from our brother bees.

I am set to met with my lawyer tommorow Jennifer Walters to discuss repaying those I have wronged. So my children if I have wronged you please let me know through the comment box and I shall try my best to repent.

Finally I will have to break up with my Playmate girlfriend because she is a sinner.

Thanks for taking the time to read this post. I hope you found it extremely fascinating!

When I wake up Before I put on my make up...

GAH! It was all a dream, apparently. I had just been watching my Veronica Mars DVDs. She isn't a real person according to Nate. The new season starts this week on the CW is super acessible to new viewers! Plus the Kristen Bell in 20 years will look like a Maude era Bea Arthur(rarrr!). Well the Seacrest thing did happen, but who cares about his boyfriend. Luckily Cable woke me right before I was going to be slayed by Bruce Timm's clones of Professor Xavier. This lead to a revelation. It is time to give up being Deadpool. I must change my life to a greater cause. What cause? Hell I don't know. But I must cleanse myself of the unholiness.