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Monday, October 02, 2006

Repenting and Hollywood Return

As of last post you can see that I am giving up being a mercenary(luckily for NBC several episodes of the show were taped in advance, although the series is not yet finished. I am not sure how they will handle my decision. We're still discussing it).

I have been offered a new Hollywood oppurtunity to help purify the human race by my new mentor Tyra Banks. The details are still being ironed out.

Also I am going to sell my swords and guns if anyone is interested. Although I ask you use them for non-violent purposes only.

For some reason I found my fridge full of honey. Which is odd because the moonintes and Eduardo have been staying on Providence for awhile. And I detest honey because it robs from our brother bees.

I am set to met with my lawyer tommorow Jennifer Walters to discuss repaying those I have wronged. So my children if I have wronged you please let me know through the comment box and I shall try my best to repent.

Finally I will have to break up with my Playmate girlfriend because she is a sinner.

Thanks for taking the time to read this post. I hope you found it extremely fascinating!


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