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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The Show of Last Night

So the my television show premeired last night, though thats not really the important part. Apparently the reason Storm asked for two tickets was so she could go with the Black Panther. I knew she was a two time cheating whore, yet I let here trick me again. She even said that she told me the two were engaged, and I said,"Woman, do you think I listen? My memory span for converstation is 20 seconds tops." On the Red Carpet Mrs. Summers discovered about her husbands other dates(apparently he was also going with his ex-wife as well). I enjoyed seeing Mr. Summers getting his head knocked in by his dates(who suprisingly all worked together). I mean that guy can't hog all the X-booty. This resulted in Mrs. Summers asking for She-Hulk's card so she can get 99% of the stuff during the divorce.

Professor Xavier went with Gaia(check his blog for more of that). Jamie Madrox eat half the buffet by himself(suprisingly he stayed thin,even though he's not on South Beach). Cable and Domino were snorsville. Gambit got mad and claimed that he wasn't gay. Though I thought I heard him mumble, "why da deadpool set me up wit a Candaian?" Northstar was displeased also saying, "I thought you know I have higher standards than Gumbo Grease Guys."

Now going on to the most interesting part. After the screening of my new show(which shall be on Bravo)I ran into the Govenor of California, (Arnie of course). As he was talking to Doom(who happened to be chuckling about who "the cursed Richards had a wife who cheats on him"). The Govenor had the nerve to call me a girly man. I slapped him. I said, "Hey there's plenty of fine looking ladies here, I'll prove I'm a man." He then said something in wherever he's from nese. Long story short I'm now chasing him down. I've just taken a break to find him and purchase Serenity on DVD(which isn't actually a half bad movie). Cable shall drop by tommrow with a full description of my first episode. Wade out!


  • At 11:42 PM, Blogger Vegeta said…

    hmmm I Thought Northstar was dead. Doesn't matter though I've been dead twice. and Doom isn't saying any thing we don't already know we've all seen the pictures of Sue and Namor who's apprently stolen my hairstyle.

  • At 6:47 AM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    All in all, I'd have to say that the evening was a big success. On the flight back to Westchester, Gambit had a sly smile on his face. You don't need to be able to read minds to know things worked out with Northstar.

  • At 9:23 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said…

    The show was too funny. I can't wait 'til you have a full season and release it on DVD.

  • At 1:58 AM, Anonymous Wolverine said…

    Wade Hey Bub? Why wasn't I invited?

  • At 4:56 AM, Blogger Captain Berk said…

    I heard of you.

    You're in those Dirty Harry movies.

    You partner up with an ape or something.

    I used to do that, but the authorities have banned me from the zoo

    They won't say why

  • At 9:40 AM, Blogger Taskmaster said…

    Shoulda stuck with merc-ing.


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