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Monday, December 26, 2005

Ho, Ho, Ho, I'll be back...

Sorry for the delay guys and gals. I've been chasing down Arnold for the past few days. I've been stalking him since our confrontation at my shin dig.
Our Converstation went so(Note Arnie's dialouge is spelled to read how he said it):

ARNOLD: So da girly man Deadpool has come to veeeesit. Id you fuget yur blankie? Like a little girly man.

Deadpool: Okay I don't know what you said, but you're going down. You're evil!

A: You can't do dhat I da govenator.

Deadpool: I know about your scheme, you originally acted in the Movie Kindergarten Cop, so you could brainwash the kids at the time. Now all of who are grown up. With them in your control you could have the army the size of 1/2 the population of Wyoming.

A: So mayde you do have da proooof. But why would you stop me, when I have already taken what is most precious to you.

D: What do you mean?

*Arnold put on a video. He's making out with Bea Arthur, and BETTY WHITE! At the same time. Then things get NC-17*

A: Mwhahahahahahhahahah!!!

D: You filthy son of a ---

* I punch him, suddenly all these men in suit who are apparently the first centriplets. We battled it out. I tried to stab but to no use. He was a cyborg.

A: The terminator is my biography,not a ficichunal moovie.

We duked it out I uppercut him. After a long battle we both fell to the floor. I woke up the next morning in a Casino in Reno, NV. I'll get that little dirtbag next time. Oh yeah and professor X took this mental picture fo the battle when he read my mind(I know he got a treat of seeing Betty and Bea undressing in the video!). Thanks Professor:


  • At 4:39 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    I know I shouldn't laugh at someone else's problems, but that was hilarious. I think you did a great job capturing Arnold's accent.

    Good luck in Reno!

  • At 6:27 PM, Blogger Vegeta said…

    Arnold really is a cyborg? interesting. Probably that freak gero built him

  • At 11:57 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said…

    When Arnold saw your face, did he say "It's not a tumor"?

    INquiring minds want to know.

  • At 5:47 PM, Blogger Selene said…

    Since you are so close to Las Vegas, I recommend stopping by "Circus, Circus" I know you would never think it.....but their sushi is the best on the western side of the United States...

  • At 9:02 PM, Blogger Deadpool said…

    Jon, I have no idea what he said it all sounds like gurggling to me. I don't even know how I understood what I wrote. Circus, Circus you say? As long as there aren't any clowns.


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