First Episode of Deadpool's show

Wade has requested I recount the events of his show while he stalks down the Governor of California. So here it goes:

The show opens with Deadpool's new theme song which goes like, "He's Dead, he's Dead, He's Deadpool. He's the merc with the mouth. He's got bad breath. Ugly as hell skin. But nevertheless he's lovable as the south. [Deadpool interjects] "I'm a good ole sudern boy." Yes the that's how he says it and mind you he's dancing to the theme song looking like an idiot.

So the episode starts off with him fighting ninjas and narrating about himself. He gets cornered by a bunch of ninjas. Betty White comes in and saves him. Apparently in the show she's his mother/bodyguard. Next they talk about how Deadpool could use some updating from his 90s look. So they take him to the queer eye guys. Who give him this outfit with a big pink feathers and velvet laced shoes. The queer eye peoples mistake him for being gay. So the set him up with Paris Hilton's ex-fiancee, Paris. Wade freaks out wackiness ensues. He tries to explain he's not homosexual where Paris says he's not either. And then the big twist comes at the end, the doctor calls and says, "Wade, you're going to be a dad." And that was just one skit, I won't go into anymore detail with it. Don't want to spoil anything

I give it a2 out of 5. Just because of the brief moment sketch where Wade wore a diaper.(which unfortunately wasn't anything out of the ordinary.

-Farewell for now. Nathan Summers signing off.