The Forthcoming Apocalypse

So Cable and I have just started on the Amazing Mutant Race that Professor X is hosting. I convinced Cable to stop at the bar, he said that we'll lose to everyone else. But once I let him in on my plan, he says, "Wade you idiot thats not how the game works."
I was shocked and flabberghasted we had to find clues. I mean sure I once played Sherlock Holmes in the off Broadway production of,"Shake that booty, the life of Jimmy Carter" but still that was too much work. So we decided to find the clue which was blah-blah-loser team Defenders. Which meant Dr. Strange.Right now we're on the lunch break.I sat next to Selene , and man I think she was hitting on me. Unless she meant by whats that smell, get away from me? But I think she's talking about my new brand name Deadpool after shave. And that Hudson keeps on pointing his gun on me. I'll just have to tell him I don't play that side of the street. Thoug maybe I should give him Northstar's number.

Anyways Cable, thanks(not) to Gaia's and The Sayian's Blogs, that Apocalypse is back. He now says we need to go and stop him. But I said now, you know how much sales will go up on Cable & Deadpool with Apocy guest starring? So I'm still trying to stop him.
Dumby.
I mean have you seen him lately, he's an old homless dumby. Big Dumby...