Crazy Fans
Today was a normal day as usual. Ate tacos, watched the View...I mean Sportscenter, played Xbox, watched my tivo episode of the View...I meant the O.C.!!! Swear to someone's god I did. Wait is O.C. better than the View?
Anyway I get a call....Stop looking at me like that! No I don't have a crush on sweet delicious Barbra Walters if thats what you're thinking. Thats sick, I'd never cheat on Bea Arthur. Erhh...so anyways....Of course I don't find Star Jone's scrumptious @$$ attractive. Ummm...That's set you don't get to know what happened during my day as punishment.
Anyway I get a call....Stop looking at me like that! No I don't have a crush on sweet delicious Barbra Walters if thats what you're thinking. Thats sick, I'd never cheat on Bea Arthur. Erhh...so anyways....Of course I don't find Star Jone's scrumptious @$$ attractive. Ummm...That's set you don't get to know what happened during my day as punishment.
posted by Deadpool @ 7:32:00 PM
2 Comments:
At 2:55 PM,
Professor Xavier said…
Ha! Busted! Tell me your dress size and I'll be sure to pick you up a nice chiffon number for X-Mas. I assume pink is your favorite color, right?
At 10:50 AM,
Deadpool said…
I am there! I would've come if you didn't change anyway. *goes to buy box of wine*
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