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Sunday, April 23, 2006

DEADPOOL-The TV Show cancelled

Many of you are likely wondering why I haven't been around lately, while as I know most of you have heard my teleivision show on Bravo has been cancelled. But reruns of the first 10 episodes (4 previously unaired!) and the pilot will be played on Spice Channel at 3 pm. Apparently pervs work during those hours. The hope is to get my show back on the air with high ratings. It will also be on DVD on April 28th, 2026. For those of you who can't wait to do something for 20 years, you can go to the Civil War chat session on AVengers Forever.org on April 28th at 3:30 est! Someone I know will be there!

Instead because Bravo owes me a 50 million deal, its sexually confused to a lesser extent channel NBC and my Pulitzer Prize like reporting I have been given a talk show. Think of it as Meet the Press Meets the Tonight show-meets Oprah. I'm currently trying to find a sidekick. I'll post transcripts on here till then. First show is about celebrity whores! My guests will be Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson, Barbra Bush, and man-whore extrodinare Aston Kucker. I tried getting Tom Cruise but apparently his church of Scientology wants him to watch over his baby and make sure Katie Holmes doesn't try to leave.

'nuff said true beleivers.

11 Comments:

  • At 5:53 PM, Blogger Wolverine said…

    Sorry about yer old show bub. But I'll be sure ta watch yer new one.

     
  • At 7:50 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    I'm certainly sorry to hear your TV show got cancelled. I was hoping I could get discovered on it. Ah well. Somehow I think you are probably more suite for the talk show format anyway, if you really want to pursue the life of a TV celebrity.

     
  • At 7:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said…

    Take my sudekick, please.

    Badum bum!

     
  • At 4:01 PM, Blogger Deadpool said…

    Hudson? I'd hire him as an intern, but it doesn't pay. And he might get coffee thrown in his face. I say 50-50 chance he'd get the coffee in the face. Ummm...Maybe 90-10. But still.

     
  • At 6:06 PM, Blogger Magneto said…

    Bah! I'm not surprised your show was cancelled. Do you know what it lacked? Magnetism!

    (Get it?)

     
  • At 4:17 PM, Blogger Deadpool said…

    Go back and take of your crazy daughter and jackass slow son. Yeah thats right I said it...

     
  • At 7:14 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    "Slow?" I'll admit Pietro is a bitter disappointment and I've called him just about every insulting name in the book, but I really don't think "slow" is appropriate. Stupid. Idiot. Sure. But not slow.

     
  • At 7:23 PM, Blogger Deadpool said…

    Ah but there's the joke, I meant slow as in dumb, over course its supposed by ironic because his mutant ability is to run fast. I would've mentioned his other crazy daughter, but she's not that crazy and kinda hot.

     
  • At 4:53 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said…

    Wanda's hot, I guess. If you dig chicks who dig robots.

     
  • At 9:11 PM, Blogger Deadpool said…

    I meant Polaris,his other hot crazy daughter.I dig chicks with green hair, or just hair really.

     
  • At 1:30 PM, Blogger frank said…

    If you like girls with phat asses and you're doing a show about celebrity whores-where's JLo?!

     

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