Deadpool's Journal

The blog of everyone's favortie Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!BOOM SHAKA BOOM!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Fantastic Mutant Competition

So as I know all of you are inticpation to see what I have to counter that bald racist hating mutant's show. Well the show starts of in the remote location of New York, New York. I'll post the developments as the occur.

Here are the 8 teams:

-Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman
-Black Panther and Wesely Snipes(Storm will be JEALOUS)
-Dr. Doom and Bill Clinton
-Batman and H.E.R.B.I.E.
-Charlotte of Charlotte's Web and She-Hulk
-Eduardo and Galactus
-The Stapler's Ghost and Ghost Rider

Place your bets now on who will win and you'll get a very very special prize. Personally I wouldn't bet on the Richards clan.Also I'm not at liberty to reveal who the host is, but its someone very close to me(not that jerkwad Cable).

My goal with this show is to accomplish my dream of making this a better place for both humans and mutants to coexist. See my idea was to start a school for mutants before Xavier ripped me off. He's just pissed cause he's bald and I'm a natural beauty with a shaved head. Yeah. Fo' Sure!

Monday, February 19, 2007

Deadpool's Newest Show

I'm back. Haven't posted since I have a real life unlike that mutie-hater Professor Xavier. After seeing the way his show The Amazing Mutant Race discriminates against mutants I've decided to start my own new reality show. The Fantastic Mutant Competition. It'll take the competitors to exotic locations like Mobile,Alabama and as far north as the dangerous land known as Vancouver! That'll teach that bald hater.