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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Attack from Above

We are the mooninites. My name is Ignignokt, I'm the overlord of the moon. This is Err.
YO!
Quite Err, now the foolish mortal bald man known as no-can-walk....
Professor Charles Xavier!
...Err...Has tagged the hero of this blog with a meme that he had started in the first place. Deadpool has refused to answer it again. So we will and conquer the earth with it. For we are the Mooninites. And My name is Ignignokt.
Dude, I think you already said that.
I know that Err, I was just trying to emphasize my point. Moving on, we came in contact with Deadpool over at the Last Gladiator Standing contest. The Challenge required getting a sidekick, and we answered his call.
And now on with the show.
1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win? No one will win the Last Gladiator Standing. Especially since they'll all be dead.
Damn straight!
2. What's your favorite color of Pink? Whatever kind of pink is the color of panties! Oh yeah.
Err has this answer right, but he should have used a sexual innuendo.
In your endo.
3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls
The one were they didn't talk about senior citizens having sex. Oh wait that never happened.
Booyah!
4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child? We would sell it for booze money. Just like all babies are on the moon.
Yeah man, get drunk off our asses!
5. How many figures am I holding up? We will destroy all your figures.
Make sure you get the one of MasterShake Err.
3. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop
Suck on this!
Oh yeah, you like that huh?
7. What's wrong with this Meme? It is gay like skittles.
I know I aint' gonna be tasting no rainbow.
8. Create your own question and answer it. Is Earth weak? Yes
Will we be stealing all of Xavier's dirty magizines? You bet.
9. What's your wrestler name? On the moon we do not have Wrestling. We have the most ultimate fighting contest.
It is called The Ultimate Fighting Contest.
10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage? No, because we are not gay like skittles and this meme.
Homophobia, Oh yeah!
Shut up Err, you are not the Kool-Aid Dude.
Man I wish we had some Kool-Aid.
Indeed.
12. Are you the weakest link? Why are you quoting an out-of-fashion pop culture show?
We are strong because of the Wolfen our god!
13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here?
Yes we are prepared for some gay salt-sakers.
Man I wouldn't say that, they could disingerate us.
Not if we blast them first.
14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? Who would it be. Emma Frost.
I'd be here frosting.
15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS? Deadpool is kind of dumb man. Erifia
Man what I wouldn't give to be her sidekick.
16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think? Doctor Who is a stupid name.
Why watch other channels when there is the Spice channel!
17. Do you know who Lookwell! is? Yes Lookwell is Chrasima Carpanter in a bikini.
Man she does lookwell.
18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Deadpool)
We will get the Professor back for his insolence.
He shall wish he was in his mother's womb and hadn't killed his ugo sister twin.
You amuse me Err. But we shall not get him back. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday shall spell his doom.
In the mean time we shall tag others and scare the big purple guy. And get him high!
We have decided to tag the Intergalactic Gladiator Jon(who can't defeat the mooninites), Iceman(he shall make our beers cold) ,and the golden wuss with a capital P, Elixir.
Man that's a little harsh don't you think?
Well I'd be nicer if he wasn't surrouned by hot chicks all day long.
And we aren't talking birds man!
Let us go to the moon!

5 Comments:

  • At 5:12 AM, Blogger Gaia said…

    ....

    I'm scared...

     
  • At 11:56 AM, Blogger Ignignokt & Err said…

    You should be earth woman.

    Scared of us!

    Shsshh Err, the grown ups are talking...

    I'm older than you man.

    That's right, now lets go and slap the old man soldier.

     
  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger Cyclops said…

    Hey! Skittles aren't gay! I love Skilttles and eat them all the time!

     
  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said…

    You boys certainly are energetic.

     
  • At 6:34 AM, Blogger Erifia Apoc said…

    Why, when I walk down the street with her, do you all you people (males) just stop and stare at her? I just don't get it. I mean, she has a mask on, how can you tell she's beautiful?

     

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